Super Mario Bros. Crossover – Playing My Own Game #4 I'm personally partial to, "I gotta be Ryu Hayabusa. I mean, he's a ninja." This argument beats all other arguments, and is how I'm going to advocate for political positions in the future. I'll show up to an anti-abortion rally in a ninja suit, and be like, "You gotta chill, people. I mean, I'm a ninja." Then everyone will just listen to me, because I'm a ninja.